*Just Married* (formerly Lowell)
Author, Humorist, Entrepreneur
Speaker & Mother of Four
I teach: The Art of Re-Invention & Humorous Reward!
* * Does your club or organization (primarily ladies) need a relatable, humorous speaker/presenter to make your Next Meeting, Installation Dinner or Fund Raiser FUN? Learn how to add laughter to your event and your lives! * *
(262)573-5165
Organizations*Associations*Businesses ~ Who need to increase morale and productivity by giving your employees and members a Mental Makeover to avoid stress and burnout!
Clubs & Social Groups ~ I cater to entertaining "Phenomenal Females" by giving them the laughter therapy they need to retain their sanity! Because we all know when Mom's not happy, NOBODY'S happy!
(Apparently I have quite a few foot fettish admirers and pantyhose clad followers on YouTube! Who knew they were so recreational? Personally I think they are a nuisance. Darn, I actually thought I was being origional!!)
Health Providers & Wellness Seekers ~ "Laughter IS Life's Best Medicine!" Let me deliver to you - your Recommended Daily Requirement of healthy laughs and inspiration!
Struggling & Brave Women ~ who need encouragement to face Life's challenges and positive reinforcement as to how to move forward to get "Unstuck" and Safe!
Call Bonnie to discuss your event. (262) 573-5165
Calendar of Upcoming Speaking & Book Signings
December 6, 2011 Proud Parents of Twins - Brookfield
February 21, 2012 MOPS (Mothers of Preschoolers) Group
St. Paul Lutheran Church-701 Washington St. Grafton 9:30 AM
March 6, 2012 Hartford Women's Club-Open House Details TBD
April 25, 2012 YMCA-Active Older Adults Luncheon
N84 W17501 Menomonee Ave. Menomonee Falls, WI Details TBD
May 10, 2012 Menomonee Falls Public Library - Celebrating Mothers -Every day is Mother's Day! - W156 N8436 Pilgrim Rd. 7:00 PM
Open to the Public ~ Come join the fun! Doors open at 6:30 PM
May 16, 2012 Kettle Moraine Insurance Professionals Banquet
Slinger, WI
About this old woman who lives in a shoe…
Giving birth to my new book (minus the nausea and stretch marks) Maternally Speaking: I Gave Birth to Four Eggs! (One Scrambled, Fried, Over Easy & Sunny Side Up) is loaded with relatable, comedic and heart-felt stories that have produced glowing reviews from mothers who are receiving genuine entertainment from it causing giggles, laughs and hilarious tears. This old woman, who lives in a shoe...is a REAL, well-versed SAHM: Speaker, Author, Humorist & Mother! I am also a member of the National Writers Union and the National Speaker's Association and Toastmasters International. As a determined entrepreneur I persevered to achieve my dream of becoming a published author in an arena that is difficult to accomplish as a virtual unknown.
BOOK IS A BOOST FOR MORALE FOR TIRELESS MOMS ***
As a comedienne in the past, I used to give women what they needed the most; Laughter! Life's best medicine! It gave women a "girl's night" of camaraderie with clean and candid humor. Due to the challenging logistics of going out to comedy clubs with four kids at home I took to writing and compiled my estrogen-filled observations so I could bring them to my audience, the Ovarian Club, in a new medium.
Hang in there mommies——it’s only 6,570 days (=eighteen years of service!)until the little darlings are grown! Good Luck with that!
Once a Mom...
