Bonnie M. Johnson
*Just Married*  (formerly Lowell) 
Author, Humorist, Entrepreneur
Speaker & Mother of Four

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PLUS: 2 Stepsons & 2 Grandsons
(  That's a whole lot of Testosterone left on the seat!!  )



I was a Guest on: the Morning Blend TV Show TMJ4
Follow the link to watch:
www.themorningblend.com/pastshows?keywords=Bonnie+Lowell




NEW YEAR'S SPECIAL
20% off Books - See Below

 
 
It's Here: Second Edition with NEW COVER!

              Maternally Speaking: 
                              I Gave Birth to Four Eggs!
                    (One Scrambled, Fried, Over Easy & Sunny Side Up)
 

              Great gift for yourself or a girlfriend!
                Men are cute and all, but we are the amazing Ovarian Club! 

     This book is a well deserved treat for any woman who needs a "girl’s night" of camaraderie and candid humor! It’s loaded with relatable, comedic and heart-felt stories, told with an Erma Bombeck-esque wit that will surely make you giggle and laugh.
     Whether you are or have been a tirelessly enduring stay-at-home mom OR an exhausted working female courageously raising children, even on your own perhaps, then you’ve earned this amusing, feel good book!
     You will relate to this REAL, well-versed mother of four whose expertise is finding humor amidst chaos! She has the steadiness of a surgeon to remove foreign objects from adolescent nostrils, she has the preparedness to mend any article of clothing with a hot glue gun at a moment's notice and has secretly disguised and served "weiner water" as a gourmet soup to finicky kids!
     This amusing book is the laughter therapy you need and deserve to boost mommy morale or merely to laugh in agreement at the stuff you may have already conquered and didn't know it! It is a celebration of womanhood and a fun tribute to all mothers who remarkably devote almost every ounce of love and patience to raise our precious offspring, while somehow preserving our sanity! 
       

                                  HAPPY READING!

                                              I sincerely hope you enjoy it!

This is my dedication to TEACHERS:

Though I'd like to erect a statue in each and everyone of your honor - I will offer a $3.00 (20% discount) to teachers, home schooling parents or a gift for a teacher -on a copy of my book for some fun, relaxational reading!

T
hey give alot of themselves to teach our kids - we know it's not a fun job - if it were there would be alot more parents homeschooling! Hoohray, to them too!
Teachers are dedicated to teaching and helping our children to grow, mature and become independent individuals!! If it were not for them--our kids might never leave home!

Chapter #20 Beneath The Seat is for your amazing patience and service. Thank You.

Note: I also enjoy talking to school age kids (approx. grades third-seventh) about encouraging writing and authorship . I promise, I won't talk about "Big Girl Stuff."


                                              
                                                  Come join me for some fun!
Thanks to all who are participating in my
BREAST CANCER
AWARENESS promotion. I dedicate chapter #1 My Bosom Buddies to all of us.

"Our girls" are spectacular and they should be given the care and attention they deserve! Don't forget to get your mammogram!
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